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Suddenly, I’ve seen the light, joined the “sensible left,” and set myself upon all the soul-selling that goes with it. TNR subscription inbound, Lieberman donation outbound, and in the middle, an ‘merican flag perched off the porch. Why? Well, the threat of a dry caliphate, of course…

The Mujahedeen Shura Council, an umbrella organization of Sunni Arab extremist groups that includes al Qaeda in Iraq, issued a statement on a Web forum vowing to continue its holy war against the West. The authenticity of the statement could not be independently verified.

The group said Muslims would be victorious and addressed the pope as “the worshipper of the cross” saying “you and the West are doomed as you can see from the defeat in Iraq, Afghanistan, Chechnya and elsewhere. … We will break up the cross, spill the liquor and impose head tax, then the only thing acceptable is a conversion (to Islam) or (killed by) the sword.”

After all this time, busily doing my academic leftist bestest to inaugurate the worldwide caliphate… only to find out that they’re going to, what, spill all the liquor? When you pry it out of my cold, dead fingers, Mujahedeen Shura Council… I do my liquor spilling well enough for myself, thank you very much…

It is funny, though, isn’t it, how both sides cooperate in telling the same ridiculous story…

Written by adswithoutproducts

September 18, 2006 at 2:18 pm

Posted in empire, war

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  1. lmao – Muslims weren’t drinking much to begin with. I’ll join your caliphate if we’re allowed to drink during the work week.

    Nate

    September 29, 2006 at 1:06 pm

  2. lmao – Muslims weren’t drinking much to begin with. I’ll join your caliphate if we’re allowed to drink during the work week.

    Nate

    September 29, 2006 at 1:09 pm

  3. I remember the Taliban hated kites and paper bags. Used to give me a good laugh to tell my friends “They’ll take away our kites if we let the terrorists win.”

    I agree with your main paint though. There are people in America who have plans for the country that the radical Islamists would most likely approve of.

    Adam Elkus

    October 4, 2006 at 9:01 am


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