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SargentoShreddedCheese.jpg3 months into quitting cigarettes, and tonight I am eating shredded Mild Cheddar Cheese (or is it Cheez) straight out of the bag.
Oral fixation. And now I get to watch my infant daughter develop one too. Or not – her mom is extremely excellent with the boob feedings. So perhaps my mini-me won’t be haunted by mega-lack in the mouth department, as I am…
I have a feeling I am about to become very, very obese… Luckily, I’m super tall, so it’ll take awhile… But it’s bound to happen.
Still miss them, and still fantasize about, say, going out to a bar with a smoker or smokers and getting drunk enough to bum one or several… But I get through the day OK.
And what a pain in the ass it’d be to be a smoker with a baby anywho… Sure I’d feel cancer reeky everytime I touched her etc…

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July 31, 2005 at 12:43 am

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  1. Have you by any chance decided to take up blogventing as a substitute?
    Stay strong.


    August 1, 2005 at 6:28 pm

  2. Um, why don’t you get your ass back into the fray instead of making funnies here on my site…


    August 1, 2005 at 9:29 pm

  3. Um


    August 4, 2005 at 10:55 pm

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